David Beckham arrives home one day to find Victoria, all sweating, flushed and breathless. He rushes over to her and asks if she is alright.
Posh stutters a reply, "I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack."
"Oh no," he cries in despair. "I...'ll call an ambulance"
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.
"What's the matter son?" asks Becks.
"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy," sniffles Brooklyn.
Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers.
"You wa*ker, Giggsy," screams Becks. "My wife is right over there having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the shit out of Brooklyn. What the f**k is wrong with you?"
Ryan Giggs has officially become the most decorated footballer ever after adding two welsh C cups to his trophy collection.
I went on Mastermind last week and my specialist subject was Manchester United.
John Humphreys said, “Question one: Which Man United player is known as the Welsh Wizard?”
I said,”I couldn’t say.
“He said, “Correct, question two…”
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