Ridders Pen

Guys, I think it's only fitting that we rattle the buckets for Ridders new pen so I would like to get the ball rolling so we can get our old mate this...





PS Feel free to hijack this idea.

I think we should get him a black pen.

Actually, it might have to be a crayon. Are you allowed pens in prison?

Good point Frank, how about this one then?

http://www.spycatcheronline.co.uk/prison-pen-p-357.html

GOB wrote:

Good point Frank, how about this one then?

http://www.spycatcheronline.co.uk/prison-pen-p-357.html

That slimey fekker will be able so slip between the bars easily enough.

Could we not just post our "donations" straight to him? hermetically sealed of course.

How am I meant to donate if there isn't a button to press.

I demand a button to press and someone to tell be to press it again and again. And if they could make me feel guilty if I don't press it then all the better.

p.s. If you make sure it's orange then I promise I'll press it.