Greenjock if he was a horse on the internet

I know most of you aren't too keen on video games but this is awesome. It's a mod on GTAIV where someone has skinned the main IP and replaced him with a horse. I cried actual tears watching this but then I thought, this reminds me of Jock's posting style but in horse form within a videogame.

Miidly amusing.

Hairy you need help.

Why would anybody go to the trouble of changing a character in a video game to a horse? If these people are so clever with stuff like this why don't they hack into a banks computer system and steal a shitload of money?

Nah I got a better idea, I'm going to change sonic the hedgehog into a washing machine. Oh how we laughed in Game.

Greenjock confirmed as 'known racist', 'thief' and now internet hacker.

And a horse that runs around attacking people until he decides to steal a car and somehow drive it with his front hooves?

Greenjock wrote:

And a horse that runs around attacking people until he decides to steal a car and somehow drive it with his front hooves?

If he used his rear hooves, he wouldn't be able to see where he was going.

I'm sure if you're capable of digitalising a horse into a video game, then you could play around with mirrors in a car in order to be able to drive facing backwards.

I am sure that wasn't done by a mod, I mean can they really do these things? If Knect changes me into a horse on here I am going to flounce back to pasoti.

hairy j wrote:

I know most of you aren't too keen on video games but this is awesome. It's a mod on GTAIV where someone has skinned the main IP and replaced him with a horse. I cried actual tears watching this but then I thought, this reminds me of Jock's posting style but in horse form within a videogame.

Not often i laugh at your posts but that had me in fits!

GTA5 looks awasome too.

Iggy wrote:

I am sure that wasn't done by a mod, I mean can they really do these things? If Knect changes me into a horse on here I am going to flounce back to pasoti.

I think you'll find that pasoti is the place where characters change quite frequently

GOB wrote:

Iggy wrote:

I am sure that wasn't done by a mod, I mean can they really do these things? If Knect changes me into a horse on here I am going to flounce back to pasoti.

I think you'll find that pasoti is the place where characters change quite frequently

I edited out your LOL as your post was unfunny


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A horse called Hairy J walks into a bar and says to the barman "Can I have a beer please" "The only problem is I haven't got any money, but I can show you the most amazing magic trick ever"

The barman says "Ok then, but if it's crap you don't get the beer"

So Hairy the horse proceeds to do this magic trick which ended with the barman being transported to the other side of the bar, feet not touching the floor, and all with the wave of Hairy's hoof.

"Wow that is incredible" said the barman "Here's your pint, but I'll give you more if you can do any others"

"No, sorry" said Hairy "I'm a one trick pony"