DONNING THE TANGER SPANNER KIT FOR THE PLAYOFFS

Senior officials within Kingsbridge Castles were last night discussing the previous rays of sunshine that the club has experienced. There haven't been many; our piss small, pathetic little club doesn't have much success.

About halfway through our chat, we sent one of the groundskeepers into the storage wing to dig ait some old treasures.

He returned with an old Semi-final bobble hat from 1984, a Wembley scarf from 1996, and a bright orange, gopping monstrosity from 2003.

Assuming this praid landowner from the greenest shires of England can pull enough strings with the ticket people this week, they might all be in attendance next weekend.

Anyone else planning on digging out their old 'Worrell' shirts from yesteryear? Or praps it'll be "Mauge" from 96?

I'll be donning my brown crimpline suit in honour of our illustrious owner.

Proper Full Kit (inc shin pads and Sondico gloves).

Same as any other game. Doorman always checks me studs before letting me in the Brit.

Iggy wrote:

I'll be donning my brown crimpline suit in honour of our illustrious owner.

Is it a shitty colour?

gotta be #stripes